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Just because you’re not into close contact doesn’t mean you don’t have manners.
This 7.5” x 3.75” vinyl bumper sticker broadcasts one crucial truth:
“ASEXUAL BUT I WILL LET YOU MERGE”
a beautiful, boundary-respecting act of kindness from the queer driver seat.
Perfect for asexual folks with good sense, good humor, and excellent lane discipline, this sticker is a gentle reminder that respect is sexy (but not that kind of sexy). It also doubles as a passive-aggressive education tool for tailgaters and bad drivers who missed the point.