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Bigfoot gets it.
You didn't ask to be seen. You didn't ask to be known. You're just trying to vibe, vanish, and maybe disappear into a national park.
This 7.5" x 3.75" vinyl bumper sticker pairs the world’s favorite blurry introvert (our beloved Sasquatch) with the deeply relatable declaration:
DO NOT PERCEIVE ME
Perfect for cars, water bottles, laptops, emotional support coolers, or any surface begging to broadcast your deep commitment to anti-social excellence
Whether you're avoiding tailgaters or just really, really tired of being perceived, this sticker sends the message loud and clear - while walking briskly into the woods.