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This bumper sticker is the perfect blend of chaos & curses.
Featuring a mystical summoning circle complete with candles, pentagram, potion bottle, and some Very Serious Coding Energy, this sticker boldly declares:
“LET ME MERGE BEFORE I HEX YOU.”
(Yes, it’s a threat. Yes, it’s fair.)
This 7.5" x 3.75" vinyl sticker is ideal for chaotic covens who are just one merge conflict away from going full necromancer on the traffic jam
Sticker Specs:
- Size: 7.5 x 3.75 inches - because large fonts cast bigger spells
- Material: Waterproof, weatherproof vinyl
- Finish: Matte
- Use: Ideal for laptops, bumpers, stand-up robots, or cursed whiteboards