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Yes, he’s real. Yes, you saw him in your sleep. And YES- that shadowy trench-coated cryptid still owes you a single, crinkled, ghost-drenched dollar.
This 7.5 x 3.75 inch bumper sticker is a spiritual warning and financial grievance all in one. Featuring bold, distressed lettering in ominous shades of blood red, forest green, and cursed font white, this design screams:
“The Hat Man is Real and He Owes Me a Dollar.”
And he does. He KNOWS what he did. Paired with the unmistakable silhouette of everyone's favorite sleep paralysis cryptid, this sticker demands respect, fear, and loose change. It’s perfect for folks who like their paranormal experiences petty and their humor absolutely unhinged.
Sticker Specs:
-Size: 7.5” x 3.75”
- perfectly sized for haunted bumpers, cursed laptops, emotionally unstable thermoses
-Material: Durable weatherproof vinyl (repels nightmares and rain)
-Finish: Smooth matte with soul-eroding charm
-Application: Easy-peel backing for maximum stick-to-your-subconscious speed
Perfect For:
-Paranormal girlies with student loans
-Chronically online weirdos who enjoy mixing folklore with financial trauma
-Indie horror fans, cryptid collectors, and dollar-chasing delusionals
-Anyone with beef from the astral plane
Make your vehicle 37% more haunted and 100% more petty. Stick it loud. Stick it proud. Demand your ghost money.