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You’ve seen “Baby on Board.” You’ve seen “Student Driver.” But now… the streets belong to the goat. Announce your arrival with unholy confidence via this 7.5 x 3.75 inch bumper sticker featuring a jacked goat man suckin’ down a corndog. “THROAT GOAT ON BOARD” … which may not be accurate, but it is unforgettable.
Specs You Definitely Didn’t Ask For:
-Size: 7.5” x 3.75”
- legally visible, morally ambiguous
-Vinyl: Weatherproof, waterproof, corn-dog proof
-Finish: Matte
-Application: Stick it to your bumper, laptop, barn door, or gym locker (if you dare)
Perfect For:
-Certified chaos demons
-People who want to confuse traffic and awaken primal urges
-Anyone trying to get pulled over for deeply surreal reasons
Honor the throat goat legacy. Spread highway heresy. This isn't just a sticker - it's a prophecy.