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Let drivers know what (or who) not to perceive with this unhinged twist on a classic. Our “Baby on Board. Do Not Perceive Him. This Is Not Your Concern.” bumper sticker is perfect for those who crave surrealism, satire, and existential dread with their daily commute. This weirdly stoic baby is none of your business—and we love that for him. Whether you’re into absurdist humor, cursed internet vibes, or just want to confuse every single person behind you at a red light, this sticker slaps.
-High-quality vinyl
-Weatherproof, fade-resistant
-Peel & stick- Easy to apply to any car, laptop, water bottle, or emotional void
-Dimensions: 7.5x3.75
Great gift for weird friends, new parents with a dark sense of humor, or yourself For fans of ironic design, unhinged vibes, postmodern parenting energy, and the unspoken rules of the road.