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Ever looked at a breadstick and thought: "Yeah… I could drive that"? No? Too late! Because this bumper sticker is already barreling down the highway of your imagination covered in garlic butter and unearned confidence.
Featuring cute vine accents and some all too familiar typography, our "My Other Car Is a Breadstick" bumper sticker is an ode to food-based delusion and total vehicular nonsense. It's not just a sticker - it’s a lifestyle. And possibly a cry for help. But mostly? It's carbs.
Sticker Specs:
- Size: 7.5" x 3.75" - just long enough to feel a little unhinged
- Material: Waterproof and weatherproof vinyl
- Finish: Smooth matte
- Application: Peel, slap, and cruise through absurdist snack-laden chaos
Perfect For:
- People whose love language is unlimited breadsticks and delusion
- Anyone who needs a reason to make strangers laugh (or question reality)
Slap it on your bumper and enter your bread-based era.
You’re not just coasting - you’re rolling in focaccia-fueled fantasy.