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Nothing says “I’m emotionally stable and also probably own hiking boots” like this square slice of heartfelt absurdity.
Our “I <3 My Subaru and My Wife” sticker is the chaotic love anthem you didn’t know you needed. Equal parts oddly wholesome and slightly unhinged, it’s a declaration of fierce affection for two things:
your all-wheel drive machine and your life partner. In that order? Maybe. We won’t ask.
Perfect for Foresters, Outbacks, Crosstreks, and the kind of marriages built on trust, sarcasm, and takeout Thai food.
Specs:
- Size: 4" x 4"
- Material: Durable, weatherproof vinyl
– won't fade (even if your relationship does)
- Application: Bumpers, laptops, water bottles, or your Subaru, obviously
Perfect For:
- Subaru drivers with big feelings AND a spouse
- Chaotic queer energy, crunchy road trip couples, or anyone who loves their car a suspicious amount
Stick it loud. Stick it proud. Express your unexplainable dual devotion in one perfect vinyl square.