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Parallel parking?
That’s a lot of pressure, angles, and heteronormative geometry.
This queer-coded declaration of struggle and sparkle lets the world know you're doing your best despite society, spatial reasoning, and whoever’s judging from the sidewalk.
Featuring bold, prideful lettering and absolutely no parking receipts, this vinyl sticker proudly reads:
“TOO GAY TO PARALLEL PARK”
Stick it on your bumper, laptop, haunted Toyota Corolla, or driver's ed notebook. It's not just a sticker - it's a preemptive apology with glitter energy.
Sticker Specs:
- Size: 7.5" x 3.75" – easy to spot from the curb you just tapped
- Material: Waterproof, weatherproof vinyl
- gay panic resistant
- Finish: Matte