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Once upon a time, we were in love. Now? We’re feral, emotionally unstable, and using our bumpers to say what our therapists won’t.
This 7.5 x 3.75 vinyl bumper sticker features the hauntingly iconic lyric: "Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..." rendered in retro dreamy bubble letters, switching masks between fake happiness and real breakdown vibes.
Theater kid meets emotional damage meets political fever dream.
-Size: 7.5 inches wide x 3.75 inches tall
-Material: Weatherproof, UV-proof, and absolutely waterproof
-Finish: Smooth matte