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If your driving strategy is “floor it and pray,” this is your bumper sticker.
Inspired by the most iconic unhinged moment in It's Always Sunny history, the "Wildcard, Bitches!" sticker merges late-night sitcom chaos with retro arcade vibes. Featuring an 8-bit minivan blasting through a pixelated fireball, flying poker cards, and mystery figures diving for survival, it screams:
“There is no plan, only vibes!”
It’s the perfect gift for the friend that shows up late, derails every group chat, and proudly identifies as a liability.
Details:
- Size: 7.5" wide × 3.75" tall
- Material: Waterproof weatherproof vinyl that’ll survive road trips, bad decisions, and tailgating
- Finish: Matte
- Installation: Just peel, slap, and blast into the chaotic unknown
Perfect For:
- Fans of It’s Always Sunny and unmedicated group dynamics
- Drivers who don’t indicate, just improvise
- Chaos agents, impulse shoppers, and pixel-souled internet gremlins
Make your bumper unignorable. Drive fast. Yell “Wildcard.” Terrify your passengers.