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A satire of a satire? Welcome to the post-ironic hellscape! Our “You Wouldn’t Drive a Tesla” bumper sticker is a hilarious twist on the classic anti-piracy ad, now aimed at the smooth, silent overlords of the freeway. Whether you're mocking Elon, tech bro culture, or just vibing with chaotic energy, this sticker slaps. Stick it anywhere with WiFi, or not.
.: Material: premium water-resistant vinyl
.: Waterproof sticky adhesive
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish