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This is not a bumper sticker. This is a full psychological profile.
Featuring a smiling, disembodied Ronnie (Jersey Shore’s #1 emotionally unstable short king) floating proudly amid a lush floral halo, this chaotic decal delivers a clear message to tailgaters, honkers, and innocent bystanders alike:
“HONK ALL YOU F**KING WANT, YOUR HONKS DON’T MEAN SH*T TO ME.” (And no… they never did.)
Sticker Specs:
-Dimensions: 7.5 x 3.75 inches
-loud, proud, and borderline confrontational
-Material: matte, weatherproof vinyl with screaming durability
-Application: Just peel, stick, and instantly become the main character in traffic
Lasts longer than your last relationship with a rage-texting Gemini
Perfect For:
- Drivers with no patience and too much screen time
- Jersey Shore scholars & Reality TV philosophers
- Anyone who wants to lovingly terrify the cars behind them